Welcome! This is…

Matt Manna [dat] Com

I’m Matt Manna. I am also: A seventh grade yo-yo champion; A lifelong non-member of Mensa; A lover of Words, Pictures, and Purple; Very grateful that you are here. Thank you!

Goalie
Tree Lights

How this place works.

She ordered ice cream. Vanilla ice cream. My baklava is warm, sexy, and delicious. I dramatize every bite.

Charity takes hold. I ask, “Want a taste?

She agrees and retrieves from my plate a heroic “taste” of baklava. The transaction is complete. I offered and she chose to accept.

That’s how this place works. I offer, you choose. I hope you stick around. There’s a lot of very tasty stuff here. Four of my favorites are: Goalie, Talking About The Weather, The Fickle Finger of Free, and On Talent Part One.

Here is some new stuff.

New Matt Manna [dot] Com stuff is shown below. All other Matt Manna [dot] Com stuff is at The Vault.

Here is some neat stuff.

Eustice is a favorite. Another favorite is /favorites. Funny how that works out.

Eustice

A worm.

/administrators

Vile folks.

/broadcasting

More Soon.

/changes

Updates

/chocolate

About a moose.

/contact

Contact Matt.

/dictionary

Mannaisms defined.

/elmo

About a turkey.

/favorites

Stuff I like.

/ppp

Past profile pictures.

/pictures

Pictures category.

/purple

Purple category.

/sculpture

Effective communication.

/vault

Everything.

/words

Words category.

What to Do next

Whatever you do…

…please Do Not Click The Button Shown Below. The agony that awaits you, should you ignore this warning, cannot accurately be expressed in writing.