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Matt Manna [dot] Com

I’m Matt Manna. I am also: A seventh grade yo-yo champion; A lifelong non-member of Mensa; A lover of Words, Pictures, and Purple; Very grateful that you stopped by. Thank you.

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Goalie
Tree Lights

How this place works.

She ordered ice cream. Vanilla ice cream. My baklava is warm, sexy, and delicious. I dramatize every bite.

Charity takes hold. I ask, “Want a taste?

She agrees and retrieves from my plate a heroic “taste” of baklava. The transaction is complete. I offered and she chose to accept.

That’s how this place works. I offer, you choose. I hope you stick around. There’s a lot of very tasty stuff here. Four of my favorites are: Goalie, Talking About The Weather, The Fickle Finger of Free, and On Talent Part One.

New stuff

Here is some new stuff.

Matt Manna [dot] Com new stuff is shown below. All other Matt Manna [dot] Com stuff is in The Vault.

neat stuff

Here is some neat stuff.

Eustice is a favorite. Another favorite is /favorites. Funny how that works out.

Eustice

A worm.

/administrators

Vile folks.

/broadcasting

More Soon.

/changes

Updates

/chocolate

About a moose.

/contact

Contact Matt.

/dictionary

Mannaisms defined.

/elmo

About a turkey.

/essay

Christmas essays.

/keynote

Christmas keynotes.

/pictures

Pictures category.

/purple

Purple category.

/sculpture

Effective communication.

/vault

Everything.

/words

Words category.

next stuff

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